Food for Thought

Posted by The LunchMen Thursday, August 19, 2010

The Lunchmen like breakfast... a lot. So why don’t they ever eat it? Mostly because they’re already 30 minutes late for work by the time they drag their sorry asses out of bed. Accordingly, breakfast falls in line behind other tasks that only occasionally get accomplished, like putting on a tie and practicing personal hygiene. Aside from the detriment to health and nutrition, skipping breakfast is a terrible idea, because by 10:00, the Lunchmen are hungry enough to eat yogurt out of the "small" of Lisa Lampanelli's back. Hell, we would eat David Hasselhoff’s cheeseburger scraps if they got shoved across the desk at 11:05.

We’re no fan of chains, but lets face it, deliciousness conquers all. Chick-fil-a did a great thing when they introduced the chicken biscuit, and damn near changed the world when they rolled out the chicken mini. These ideas both have one thing in common – modifying lunch favorites for breakfast eaters. That’s why the Lunchmen are hereby calling on Chick-fil-a to develop the next big thing: the Spicy Chicken Breakfast Burrito. Come on Truett, you know you like it.

- The Publican

EDITORS NOTE 1: Hat tip to Spoony for craving spicy chicken at 9:00 a.m.

EDITORS NOTE 2: If this ever happens, don’t nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window...


  1. The LunchMen Says:
  2. Who let the Publican post an uncensored entry? This is what happens when Tank goes on vacation.

  3. Anonymous Says:
  4. All I wanted was a spicy chicken addition to the breakfast menu. And yes, someone edit him next time, this post is gross.


  5. Tank Says:
  6. I've been on vacation for a week, and I come back to the blog to find a breakfast post that includes three curse words, nasty mental images, and a bathroom reference? My strong dislike of censorship has been challenged by The Publican this time. My apology is extended to our more refined readers...


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Rabbit, Tank, and The Publican are three dudes just trying to get through the work week here in Columbia. Rabbit is a Columbia native, Tank is from Charleston, and The Publican hails from Greenville. Rabbit's favorite lunch spot is the No Name Deli on Elmwood, where you may find him putting down a grilled chicken salad and a side of vinegar pasta. The Publican usually wants to find food to cure his all-too-common hangovers. Tank claims no favorite lunch spot - he lives for the thrill of the hunt.